"I hate school!" JoJo announced to no one in particular. It was 7:45 PM. As he stalked about his house, he replayed the events of the school day in his head.
"I hate tests. I hate being a Freshman. I hate the way teachers treat the students. But, most of ALL, I hate HOMEWORK!"
JoJo sat down beside his bed and created a list of things he would do at school tomorrow:
1st Period: Behave like an angel...I love Math.
2nd period: Roll pennies at Almanac's foot (his right one). I will see if I can get up to 5 before he notices anything.
3rd period:Stare at Ms CeCe
LUNCH: eat
4th period: Kick Mrs. Tense's hypothetical butt. I will focus the rest of my energy for this class.
A. Three minutes in to class, make humming noises. As Tense looks around, I will point to Marvin who sits in front of me.
B. I will poot. Just had lunch...it stinks in this class anyway. It will be therapy.
C. Throw as much of anything as I can for as long as I can without any one catching me.
D. Knock-Out: I will use incorrect grammar 3 times in one question to Tense. Hmmm.
Let's see. I will say: "Mrs. Tenses, Did you know I had not ran down the hall none this week Heck fire, It ain't been no problemThe best thang is setting down right shere being counted herely."
JoJo went to sleep with a smile.
It was a hot day---that Friday, August 22nd in Smallville. But, it would be a historical day for JoJo's school career. The beauty of it....he told absolutely no one his plans!
1st period: He made an A on his quiz.
2nd period: At 9:25 Eastern time, JoJo rolled a penny and hit Nac's foot. Nobody noticed---not even Nac. The next three were direct hits, however--several students saw these rolls. There were some snickers in the group, but Almanac didn't think anything of it---he was accustomed to being laughed at.
It was 10:08. JoJo had 2 minutes to complete the fifth and final penny-roll. Just as Nac moved towards the door, the penny caught him in the back of his foot. UhhOh...Nac whirled around and...
said, "Janna, do you know why this route was so important?"
Whew! He had done it. JoJo was very pleased with himself.
3rd Period: JoJo's eyes were sore from not blinking. He stared at Ms CeCe for 42 minutes straight!
Lunch: Yah! Hot Dogs, Fries, and apple sauce!
4th Period:
A. Hmmm Hmmmm. JoJo began. Tense looked around. JoJo gave a short point to his "buddy" Marvin. Tense didn't hesitate, "Marvin, detention tomorrow!"
"Mrs. Tense, why?"
"Pamphillia spoke up, "Mrs. Tense tomorrow is Saturday." Pam's voice sounded like fingernails screeching down the old chalkboards they had in Pre-K!
"Shut Up, Ms. Philadelphia."
"Marvin, I was mistaken. That will be Monday and Tuesday!"
Wow, this is great! The fact JoJo was totaling doing wrong, did not phase him. It was like the dude was on an evil mission.
B. JoJo let out a deadly silencer. You could see people holding their nose. This was nothing new in Mrs. Tense's class, but JoJo was proud he was the giver and not the receiver on this occasion.
C. JoJo had bird seed in his pocket. At 12:28, the first of the seed hit the wall. Several people looked around, but none the wiser. At 12:33, More seed hit the wall. This time, 2 hands went up.
Mrs.Tense said, "What is it Larry?!"
"Somebody is throwing something."
"That's nice. WHAT COMES AFTER SHUT?"
"up."
"Good you get an A."
Nieve Larry exclaimed, "Really?"
"No, moron. Get back to work before I hit you."
Tense would roll up several sheets of paper and hit people in the head...especially if they were asleep!
D. JoJo decided to hit the knock-out. He waited until 2 minutes before the bell rang to end class. It was 12:58 when JoJo raised his hand.
"What is it Freshy," Mrs. Tense said, exasperated.
"I want you to know how much this class is helping be get better at English, Mrs. Tense."
"Good, freshy. Why don't you demonstrate."
"Yesmam! I been practicing. HuhUhuh. Mrs. Tense, Did you know I had not ran down the hall none this week Heck fire It ain't been no problem The best thang is setting down right shere being counted herely."
Mrs Tense turned beet red. Then, the bell rang. Nobody moved. Then it happened....
Tense said back to JoJo, "Well, I guess you will not have no problem with me calling yore daddy on that there telly-phone?"
The entire class howled with laughter! "No homework for the rest of you! Have a great day!"
"JoJo, stay!"
Nooooooooooooo! My prefect game plan is spoiled in the ninth inning with 2 outs!!!!!!!!!
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